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Choose Death Choose Life Parody
$9.95 – $39.95
- Make a bold, ironic statement with this Choose Death Choose Life Parody T-Shirt, a darkly humorous twist on the iconic cultural mantra. Inspired by rebellious attitudes and gritty realism, this design captures the spirit of anti-establishment thinking with stark, impactful text that flips convention on its head. Perfect for fans of cult cinema, edgy humor, and thought-provoking style, this tee delivers both comfort and commentary. Crafted from premium soft cotton and designed for casual wear, it’s ideal for streetwear lovers, creatives, or anyone unafraid to challenge the status quo. Wear it to spark conversation—or just to own your outlook with unapologetic style.
- Welcome to Wacky Burt’s T-Shirts, the ultimate destination for hilarious, edgy, and one-of-a-kind t-shirts! Whether you’re looking for funny t-shirts with witty sayings, sarcastic designs, or risqué graphic tees, we’ve got it all. As a leading online t-shirt superstore, we specialize in a wide variety of funny t-shirts, from quirky puns and clever quotes to memes and pop culture references. Our risqué t-shirts feature edgy and cheeky designs that are perfect for those with a bold sense of humor
- A GREAT GIFT IDEA: The perfect present for your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, daughter, son, grandpa, grandma, or friends. Great for Christmas, Halloween, Birthdays, Anniversaries, Valentines Day, Father's Day, Mother's Day or just a nice surprise. Perfect for anyone who appreciates unique, edgy, and humorous gifts.
- MADE RIGHT HERE IN THE GOOD OLE' USA: All Wacky Burts T shirts are made to order and hand printed right here in the USA, Sin City to be exact. Our family-owned and operated business brings you unique, edgy designs with a personal touch. Each item is handcrafted with care ensuring top-notch quality and originality. We strive to keep American Made Business going strong.
- SOFT & COMFY FABRIC: We don’t believe in sacrificing comfort for style which is why we use quality fabric to bring you fun t-shirts that are perfect for daily use. Each shirt is made using 100% Preshrunk Cotton except Ash Grey that is 99/1 cotton/poly, Sport Grey is cotton/poly (90/10) and Heathered colors that are 50/50 cotton/poly. For best wear of your T Shirt, Machine wash cold inside out and dry in low heat or hang to dry.
